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Drink up, bro...Decision Models is over!
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Home from work, brow is glistening.
Not a beautiful sight,
Frustrated tonight,
Walking in the DM wonderland.
Gone away are my evenings,
In their place, lots of screaming!
I play with Crystal Ball,
Impossible problems to solve,
Walking in the DM wonderland.
In the meantime I need to build a D tree,
Then pretend that it actually works.
I’ll move onto Solver
And say: “WTF, man?”
Constrained Optimization really hurts!
Deadline’s looming, things look dire
As I try to put out the fire
My models don’t work
I feel like a jerk…
Walking in the DM wonderland.
In the meantime let’s solve for RT
Utility curves aren’t as useful as they sound
Turned my exam in well before the deadline
Time to have some fun out on the town!
DM is over, ain’t it thrilling?
In two days, Managerial Econ gets top billing
Until then hard I will play, it’s the Fuqua way,
Now that I’m out of the DM wonderland.
(For those of you unfamiliar with the melody of Winter Wonderland, check out Bing Crosby on YouTube)
Ha ha. This is really good stuff…
Thanks Shailesh! With the snowfall, the stress of the exam, and the holidays, I was feeling a bit punchy after I turned in the exam :)
That’s great. I had to read it a second time just so that I could sing along!
Thanks for stopping by Joe! I’ve got a few too many syllables to make it work word-for-word, but the meaning rings loud and clear :)
Great stuff Randy! DM seems to really bring out the creative you.